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Dedication: George Mucus Nelson, APSC President 1989

To all of the Alyeska Pipeline Service Company employees that were part of the “management mindset” back in 1989 that did “NOTHING”, let me emphasize, did “NOTHING” when the Valdez “I&E” Technicians complained in a force majeure protest about the “Drunk Tanker Crews” sabotaging the peace & tranquility of our work place. And in dedication such management dereliction on the soon to be 31st anniversary of Joe Hazelwood’s “Hard Aground” pounding, a theme song for your dedication to castrate humanity in a “Not Give a Rat’s Ass” attitude. Take that back, that “management mindset” was not asleep at the wheel, as George Mucus Nelson’s “sheep” instead targeted those trying to STOP those Joe’s that admitted: “I Abuse Alcohol”.

Alyeska's Management at Work!


Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It's about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn't know Early in the morning
Daddy Dinky went to work
Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber'dino squares
And I still remember Mama with her apron & her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe!
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!
Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK
We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do...)
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!
Ronnie's in the Army now & Kenny's taking pills
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(Wait till the fire turns green...
Wait till the fire turns green)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!
 Songwriters: Frank Zappa