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The Epiphany of Alyeska the Epitome in Ptomaine


Mirror, mirror on the Filth Floor Bragaw shit house wall, who’s the guiltiest of thum all? Look, anybody associated with the Alyeska Pipeline Service Company during the 80s leading up to the EXXON Valdez “wreck”, remember this factoid over your senior moment hemorrhoids. The stain of that catastrophic environmental disaster of a lifetime, that which lingers on still today with the stubbornness of “stable” oil hidden away along many miles and miles of once pristine Prince William Sound shoreline, that stain belongs to Alyeska. Which means it belongs to the employer’s employees that did nothing to prevent this mess. It was not a matter of “IF” but “When”, as alcohol abuse and driving under that influence giant boats that don’t turn on a dime it don’t mix! It could have been prevented had the Alyeska management’s petrified penis…can’t speak up, as that “Shoot the Messenger” was an Alyeska trait in full force, and when one started to speak up be threatened to be thrown out of an open hatch of a pipeline helicopter! So take a bow, as if you were associated with the “Pipeline People” during that historic day in March of 89, you share the blame even if enjoying that Uncle Al “golden poop-shute parachute” in retirement. See, that stain will never go away, you cannot wash it away in denial, get over it admit it before it is too late have remorse before that graveside accommodation and we read about it in the “Alyeska Pipeline People” site, “In Memoriam” another deadhead 6-feet in defeat still in denial. See, it is all Alyeska’s fault, as there came a time in Uncle Al’s career wherein we were so damn close to enacting a rule-of-the-road in Valdez of “Hell NO”, no more drunk Joe Hazelwoods, not on our watch. Yes, we were so damn close to closing that chapter on “I abuse alcohol”. See, in 1979 a small faction a fraction of the “Valdez Marine Terminal” workforce was successful in voting in a “UNION”. It was about 10% of the site workforce that “unanimously” voted in favor of “organized labor” representation, so no big deal. And it was the “fairest” of elections ever of record the IBEW coached by the AFLCIO. And paying attention to this “Union” activity, Jesse Carr and the powerful Alaskan Teamsters. And so, everything leading up to the “vote” was up-and-up, there were no hidden guarantees or agendas with bribes and was by far the way “organized labor” elections should be held, free and clear no outside influence or pressure from arm breaking gangsters. And instead of just accepting the results of this “election” in favor of that “UNION” and letting the Alyeska “Instrument & Electrical” trade be under that “organized labor” umbrella, well it was a sick sic’em by Alyeska’s barnyard dogs in heat surrounded by the pride and joy company attorneys, to do everything and anything in their power and might with a bottomless pit source of fighting $loot$ to overthrow this election. And no way in hell would the NLRB - now sanctioned to hear Alyeska’s “appeal” in reference to Alyeska Pipeline Service Company vs. the Valdez Instrumentation & Electrical Workers, Case 19-RC-9016 - no way would this neutral government oversight cop for everything “Union” ever side with Alyeska, as that would have set a bad precedence upon “fairness” in any future unionizing activity sea to shining sea. Said again, the “IBEW” followed the book to the “T” with this election, there was nothing wrong with the way the entire process was handled and everything was done out in the “open”. So it was rather odd that Alyeska would waste time and effort for something that was done with, signed and sealed and delivered that the Valdez “I&E” was now under the auspices of a “Union”. In any event, we started making plans for our future, even though the election results in favor of a “Union” by a margin of 7 to 1 found itself under a worthless “appeal”. And our plans, well one could not complain about the existing pay with benefits, nor were complaints about the working conditions at odds as we worked a week-on with a week-off schedule and went home every night, so plenty of time to mingle with family affairs along with fishing and hunting opportunity time, so life was good why so an interest in “organized labor”? It was due to the fact there came early on after “Oil In” in 1977 a “distrust” factor, that there was a “mis-management mentality” being carried over from the main headquarters in Anchorage. That which threatened our well-being and could prove detrimental to the overall objective the main focus of the 1000-acre facility in Valdez, it was for control of the environment we called “home”. That is what we bargained for, reassurances for the future as many of us were raising families in Valdez, and in no way shape or form were the workers as residents willing to allow the environment to get trashed with “cancer causing” benzenes the byproduct of receiving 2-million barrels everyday of crude oil from up north. Yes, a “Union” oversight for assurances those reasons. Now as Alyeska fort the election results with its Peyronie “crooked dick” attorneys, we planned our future under a “UNION”. And one thing that came to light during the aftermath of the election, which had found a temporary side-track afforded to Alyeska due the NLRB “appeal” review process, it would be just a matter of time wherein that “stay away” would lose its grip and a salute to the “Union” would be ours to honor. And the fascination of “organized labor” as an outside influence that can interfere with all things considered, it was the consideration upon a “few bad apple” tanker-crews that would show up sober and then with shore-side furlough commence to get drunk, this was something that would STOP when the “UNION” charter took effect. With a little time on Alyeska’s side to be stubborn our election results, during this “appeal” process we held planning meetings to discuss the finalization of how the relationship between the “I&E” crew and Alyeska would behave, while under that “UNION” umbrella. At the time we thought it was unrealistic that Alyeska would “appeal” the workers “choice” a unanimous vote for the “UNION”, but company attorneys and outsiders make money that way, telling the Frank Turpin and George Mucus Nelson executives anything is possible - not in this case as to reiterate, the election was done by the book and the vote spoke out the desires of the workers as allowed under the Red, White & Blue! Look, it was the 1980s, and look back on the influence of the “Alaskan Teamsters” to get that 800-mile Trans-Alaskan-Pipeline built on time! Now this 25-man “UNION”, small but very powerful, as the “I&E” crew was one faction that was necessary for the proper and safe operation of the “Terminal”. Which was necessary for the operation of the “Pipeline”, as one cannot work without the other. And the “I&E”, well the Instrumentation Technicians and the Electrical Technicians, when the lights go out who you going to call? That said, it was a very powerful small footprint organization now under a “UNION”. Our plan was to bring to the attention of Alyeska executives without haste this “I abuse alcohol” problem with the tanker crews, offering up a “non-negotiable” element of surprise. What we would demand was Simple Simon, that the “Causeways” that lead from land-ahoy to the ships at the loading berth docks, these 1400-foot long “Classified Hazardous” ramps be restricted to Alyeska workers only and when an “Owner Company” agent shows up to give the blessing for a loaded tanker to set sail, that agent be escorted by an Alyeska representative. And yes so Simple Simon I reiterate, as it was already a “Restricted Zone” just went abused the first few years the "Terminal" was in operation and that is all that was required, Alyeska’s management to take sides with our concerns and deploy Alyeska’s “Terminal” Security to oversee this problem and make sure “visitors” adhered to the access restrictions. See, this would then deny the tanker crews from shore-side “furlough”. It means they would have to stay onboard doing chores when a tanker was being filled with “crude oil”, yes stuck onboard for an 11-hour duration one-hour less then the normal workday for an Alyeska employee at the “Terminal”. No big deal, if no chores catch up on sleep, do some reading, fish off the bow as salmon came right through the Berth#5 water-way and these modern ships were a luxury with pool tables and all kinds of other amenities. There was no need for that shore-side furlough except to continue on the Joe Hazelwood namesake and legacy in “I abuse alcohol”. And this was not a hardship, to restrict access along the “Causeways” and limit that shore-side leave, as the crews that came aboard the Amerada Hess ships, they did not get that shoreside “furlough” due citizenship concerns - so those crews remained onboard doing chores. Said again, restricting the tanker crews was no big deal. And if no more shore-side freewheel’n was allowed, no more “I abuse alcohol” what was becoming a common theme scene due so easy access to the town of Valdez. See, the Valdez “I&E” were getting tired of tanker crews taking advantage of that shore-side “furlough” then showing back at the “Terminal” to take control of a giant tanker filled with “toxicity” and soon heading through the Valdez “Narrows”, especially when the Yellow Cab “TAXI” showed up and once able-bodied sailors fall out of the cab and have to be carried back onboard their ships. Our plan was this, approach Alyeska with a mandate, to set new rules governing access to the “Causeways” unless for a “medical emergency”. And that desire with a time stamp, as we figured 3-months was ample time for these new restrictions to take shape and in place, else we would purposely hold a “work stoppage” in essence a “STRIKE” until such time our demands were accepted. But this was cause for concern, as the “tanker crews” worked for the “Owner Companies”, and by now Alyeska had a President with “no balls”. And that was the reason that Alyeska would fight that “Union” election tooth and nail to defeat - impossible we thought. With that, we were proud of the “UNION” drive efforts that would soon govern our future. OK, Alyeska would go way beyond just the legal side of the election in appeal, as a “SPY” had infiltrated our “UNION” shop-talk and informed the Bragaw Street executives our intentions to “STRIKE”. This was the power a handful of individuals maintained, to call for a “work stoppage-slowdown” and that could easily delay the scheduled time that a tanker disembarked. With 2-million barrels a day soon streaming down the pipeline, well if we went stubborn and tankers were delayed in and out of the Port of Valdez and with limited storage in Valdez  - about  a week’s worth of North Slope production - it meant a curtailment of the pipeline throughput. Which meant a curtailment of the Prudhoe Bay fields, and there are some wells that cannot take that kind of cutback abuse, as a producing well can lose its stamina. It meant throwing a wrench into “Big Oil’s” domain, that is the effect a handful of workers in Valdez yielded, a ways and means to curtail the entire Alaska oil trade - 21 guys and a girl knowledgeable in the aspects of the “Valdez Marine Terminal” and a facility designed in modern times that did not allow tanker loading in “manual”. It means the operation’s staffing could not move in and take over faulty equipment - so yes, dead in the water was this TAPS “End of the Line” if we placed into effect that “Slowdown” showdown. And that is what we were after, making sure thum drunk tanker crews were “dead in the water” and their ships not leaking. What a plan, and we were excited that with such power, soon enough it would try the patience and wherewithal of the Alyeska executives - either STOP the drunks or we STOP the “Pipeline”. And Alyeska was well aware of that power by a few, and the reason they decided to “SPY” and then they used their influence and political clout to sway that election to failure - after we voted for that "Union". It was castration, as the NLRB was a peace-keeping force for the “Workers” and when it made the dire straits decision in 1982 to set aside our election - yes we had been thrown under the bus of Democracy. It was crazy, and our only option was to stage another “vote”. But with the “appeal” and a set-aside granted, there was no way in hell that we would ever see “organized labor” as a representative body to help us in our concerns. It sucked, it was un-American to the point that no matter how hard we tried, there could never be another “so fair” an election and now there was “precedence set” that an “appeal” would favor Alyeska again and again and again! Which meant the “UNION” was now dead in its tracks. And Alyeska realized the repercussions of a rigged “appeal”, our merits in the “appeal” somehow sabotaged and we were pissed, as we could still cause a work slowdown. With that, Alyeska’s plan was to sabotage the “Union” supporters, displace the leaders, move people to dismantle the “Union” movement and the now growing disgruntlement after waiting 3-years for the “appeal” to screw us over - because something was not right with this outcome. Of course Congressman Don Young of Alaska was involved as were Alaskan Senators Frank Murkowski and Ted Stevens. Pressure was placed on the NLRB, our “taxpayer money” at work for the crooks! And guess what, all the time and efforts to promote this Alyeska plan of attack, well the “I Abuse Alcohol” got even worse and after Alyeska was successful in displacing the “Vocal Union Supporters” and the lawyers that made the stay of the election a mark against “Solidarity”, well who do you thing was in-line on March 24th in 1989 when Joe Hazelwood ran “Hard Aground”, as lawyers can make money on both ends! OK, besides placing the blame of that “wreck” on Alyeska, blame it also on the politics that influenced that NLRB ruling. Yes, blood on the hands of our members in Congress! So any Alyeskan still listening, this is the “True” story of what went on in Valdez. We were trying to organize for that very purpose, STOP an EXXON Valdez “wreck” from ever happening, instead Alyeska wrecked the careers of honorable men and women - and that stain is yours to enjoy forevermore the “Cowards” that were part of this Alyeska Management hoodwanking job. Think about it, castrating your very own. This is why that “Wreck” occurred, because Alyeska’s George Mucus Nelson and all his 5th Floor Bragaw cronies along with the “golden boy Bills”, a cast of clowns more thoughtful of drunk tanker crews then its own staff of dedicated workers trying to address a real  serious problem. Look in the mirror “Bills”, as there is no dedication to this kind of Ted Kaczynski madness! I was targeted for supporting the "UNION" and thrown out to the wolves, but held my ground and survived long enough to…well take the time to read “Confessions of a Turkey Baster” to see how I stuck a righteous fitting tool up Uncle Al’s rectum! And all you sick bastards that are afraid of a “UNION”, just remember that the next time the sitting U.S. President delivers that “State of the UNION” address!