Dear Alyeska;
With Betsy
Haines rejoining the Alyeska Pipeline Service Company, may I suggest that a commemorative
doll be established in her honor, as the 1st "girl" non-interim Pipeline
President! Yes, the 2022 Betsy Wetsy Doll! Lets’ face the fact, that after
45-years we once again hear that dedicated Alyeska workers in Valdez had to
call the “Clean Air Act Violation” hot-line, because Alyeska furloughed the
snow shovels and destructive snow loads busted the safety vapor relief valves
off the crude oil storage tanks and allowed “benzene” to pollute the air we
breath. So it appears diapers are in order for the Alyeska Leadership…I meant “Weanhership
Committee” and such a doll would complement the George M. Nelson “FUCk Bucks” commemorative
of the late 1980s. When Nelson allowed drunk sailors to get through his company's security then jump aboard a tanker and crash into a reef.
