Hey Morgan, hey Morgan, got your ears on,
hey Morgan! See, my psychedelic psycho-pathetic personality keeps reaching out,
in search of an answer only you can provide. I was given your name by Kathy
Carr, once-upon-a-time the Alyeska HR person in charge of misinformation, so by
reaching out no intent to disrupt your peace and quiet. Just hoping you can
help, shed some light on an ancient wound that still aches. And that contact information
was approved by James P. Hermiller, once-upon-a-time the 5th Floor
Bragaw “Houdini” who tried to correct the “misinformation” through a 3-cent
apology for what was said by some, but it did not go far enough, it did not
disappear - so I am reaching out to you now that you have completed that PHD. Did
not want to bother you during that journey and just read one of your “Wet
Papers”, I guess “white” is a thug of the past! But congrats on that
lollapalooza PHD, I never got that far in education, but was ordained as a
bonafide member in the “Dead Authors Club” chaired by Charles Bukowski. No
honorary sheepskin for this honor, just my initials carved into the bar stool
at a dive in Boston. See, life after Alyeska I had to whore my experiences out
to the lowest bidder, so it meant traveling far from my growing kids - it sucked.
Too bad it didn’t work out staying in Alaska. Anyhow, according to Kate it was
your decision to send me back to “Pipeline Basic Training” after over 11-years
of honorary and distinguished service with awards to boot I boast! I mean, I
mean…can we compare “performance appraisals” from the 80s, just so I can see
how I stack up to you and that Phineas J. Whoopee cushion PHD? See, how in hell
did I advance from a Technician I to a Technician Level VI in less then a year and
voted in as a “Lead Instrumentation Technician” and a “Lead SCADA/Measurement
Technician” along with the responsibility for training a crew of 4-dedicated
pump station technicians for that “Owner Company Custody Transfer” obligation when
I was not even qualified! As when I received your invitation in 91 to join the
new hires, that was testament somebody in the organization questioned my
credentials - after all those years. Starting all over again! Now Kate said
that was your call, yet it still bugs me because that would be the catalyst my
demise of my career with Uncle Al. I know this was a long time ago, but this is
for a book I am writing for a Boy Scout “Merit Badge". Was this “call” something
to do with your PHD “thesis” like in a “Henry Murray” human experiment wherein
I was the guinea pig - oink me oink me squeal like a pig? Henry who? The guy
that gave us Ted Kaczynski! Anyhow, how come you made that call, for me to
attend “Basic Training” again, as that was not fair by any stretch of the
imagination for any reason. Especially when you forgot to tell me the class was
cancelled, according to Kate so misinformed! Seems everybody ducking and pointing
fingers, corporate schmoosing. Too bad Mike Jenne wasn’t still around when you
made that decision to see to it I could get another “Technician Diploma”. I
think he maybe would have sent you to the back of the Bozo Bus. I know working
on a PHD is time consuming and takes priority, so I accept…no I don’t. When I
went to the “Basic Training” back in 1979 at Pump Station#5, I was the “Top
Achiever” and finished a few days early and was asked by the instructors to
help those struggling to get all the tasks completed on time. Now Chris
Alexander was my partner, and he didn’t have to renew his “Basic Training”
credentials some years after the fact, so what gives? OK, he was the son of
Two-Chairs. But what was really demeaning not to me, when I arrived at
Anchorage to attend that “Basic Training” you supposedly scheduled in 1991, it
was rather embarrassing because the instructor would not allow the class to
continue on with my presence. I felt left-out! OK, Kate said the class was
cancelled, that was a half-wracked truth as it was but for the fact the
instructor refused to continue the class with me sitting in the audience, not
as an auditor but as a “student”, that we got to play hooky. So I stayed around
the campus feeling like a new hire with a future and learned how to change the “shit
bags”, as that was my first job after attending that “Basic Training” and then
back on shift - changing a freak’n shit-bag, wow a promotion. Let me ask, how
many “shit-bags” did you get to change during your career with Alyeska? Better
yet, how many other SCADA Technicians have had such an opportunity? It looks
great on a resume. See, I was no longer a SCADA guy when that class was
scheduled, thanks! I was a walking Eunuch - “man without a country job”.
So I was a little confused, especially when it was “bring daddy to school” gig,
so you can entertain the other kids what you do on that “Pipeline”: I change
the shit-bags! Anyway, for some reason the Alyeska President went involved in
why I was sent to detention, not because of any complaints from me, so
something went haywire when I was sent to that detention detail…So I’s a little
mixed up, was it he or she that made this decision, because this was the end of
my career, so just trying to find out who fucked me over and maybe have some
light shed on the reason, as I never thought that doing the best job possible
that “shit-bag” politics would get in the way of righteousness. Hey, did you
learn how to change a “shit-bag” when you were working on that PHD? Hope all is
well, wow a PHD. Sorry I have to leave this writing, as Charles is at the bar,
and that bar is a much higher goal-post then any fucking bar that PHD could
ever beckon the foolishness to send me back to “basic training” and break a
good…please fill in the blanks!
UNCLE AL's CLOSET: 1991, Alyeska Pipeline Service Company as "Operator" of the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline(TAPS) found its 5th Floor Bragaw Street "Executives" in front of the 102nd U.S. Congress, to explain why that company engaged in a "SPY" campaign upon the DEDICATED workers of the 800 mile pipeline - in violation of the Alaska State Constitution under § 22. Right of Privacy - "The right of the people to privacy is recognized and shall not be infringed." While DRUNK Tanker crews went free!
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