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Alyeska's "Oil Measurement Manual"

Chapter I - Introduction to Custody Transfer ~ "Mission Statement"
“So. Now you know the worst thing I have ever done. I fucked my own family's dinner.”
― Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint

In the event the "OM Manual" is missing or misplaced from the Pump Station#1 "Technical Library", as a substitute use of Roth's "Portnoy's Complaint"- which can be found in Manager Rick's top draw - it should satisfy the requirements and responsibilities of the "Oil Movement's Department" with respect to "fucking your family's dinner".